So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
And for those who say Dean was being a dick to Cas here. Yes, maybe he was. But it’s true, and Dean knows it, he’s experienced it himself. He was broken from hell, but he broke the first seal and no one cared that he was a mess so he got up and cleaned up his mess. And Sam broke the last seal and he was broken and he jumped into the cage with Lucifer to clean up the mess he made, and later, when he had his soul back, he was even moe broken but he still kept cleaning up the messes he made when he was soulles. And now it’s time for Cas to do the same. And if you can’t hear the bitterness then you must be deaf.
I know it’s hard to get notes on a lot of posts, but as a Supernatural family, can we just hold hands and sing kumbaya together for once? I mean, we know that no one on our show is ever truly gone, but Bobby deserves a proper tumblr hunter sendoff.
Family don’t end with blood.
(Source: bellisle-destiel)
innocencedied:
Mitchell: So, you’ve just arrived at Hogwarts, which house do they put you in?
George: I’d like to say Gryffindor, but they’re supposed to be brave. What’s the other one? Ravenclaw, does that have a characteristic?
Mitchell: I think they’re brainy. You could be in…
Aww this is truly hilarious, they won’t let him live it down any time soon… Aww poor Jared… You did great bby ! =”3
jus in bello 3 - jensen and misha discuss jared’s PR skills (by janiedean)
People complaining about posting spoilers without tags. I personally wait a little bit to post but if the show or movie has aired, it’s fair game in my mind. As far as I’m concerned, if you are searching tags for those shows/movies after they’ve aired then you are simply asking to be spoiled.
I can almost hear the response now. “I am not in the tags, it’s the people on my dash.” There are several easy solutions to that one. A)Get off tumblr until you watch. I mean, you chose who you follow so if you are an Avengers fan who’s followed dozens of Avengers’s tumblrs, then you are bound to get a shit ton of spoilers. B) Unfollow those blogs until you’ve had a chance to catch up. Then follow them again. It’s easy. And you’ll save yourself the hassel of complaining to all of us who’ve had the chance to watch the show. Also, you’ll be 99% spoiler free.
In any case, what you see on your dash or in the tags is all your choice. So if you don’t want spoilers, then do what you need to, to stop them from showing up there.